May 2012
tomhiddlestonssmile asked: One direction is perfect okay
Anonymous asked: who was that post about? do you have a girlfriend?! is cody NOT single?!?!?!
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Anonymous asked: I think we're soul mates. WAIT FOR ME, CODY.
Anonymous asked: don't need make-up to cover up
Anonymous asked: You're insecure, don't know what for.
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HEY CODY
WHY HAVEN’T YOU GIVEN PHANTOM PLANET A CHANCE UNTIL NOW?!
WHAT THE HECK, MAN!
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i feel super content with life at this point.
i found someone who i think really does care about me and i really do care about them. it’s this crazy connection that i feel and it’s so awesome.
i really don’t wanna go into much detail but i can honestly say this is someone who really does make me happy and i hope maybe this person can stick around and continue to put a smile on...
money is such a pain in the motherfucking butt.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE ANY
GAD KWFSD AMIOFRMGIROG<MRIGOKDSGOL
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mooshelle asked: i want to hangout with you at vidcon!
Anonymous asked: Cody, can we listen to 1D together and be friends and stuff?
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voldey replied to your post: top 5 favorite songs
I was going to ask where what makes you beautiful was on that list.
i had to include it somewhere in that post
Anonymous asked: top 5 favorite songs
od3sta:
thegleefulhouseelf:
im-a-walking-paradox:
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
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Anonymous asked: Isn't Ezra so fucking hot?! My ovaries !!!
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notviolet replied to your post: Do you happen to know when vampire weekend’s coming out with a new album? I miss them.
I heard this summer but who know
yeah i heard that too. oh god i hope it’s true i need new music from my favorite band
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Anonymous asked: Do you happen to know when vampire weekend's coming out with a new album? I miss them.
Anonymous asked: What's vidcon? I feel so left out haha
Anonymous asked: I think you're a contra
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OK IM A LITTLE MAD JUST A LITTLE
this kinda friend of mine’s cat just had kittens. she was giving them away and i was “AWWWW I WANT ONE SO BAD” but instead of asking since we have 2 cats i was like “i won’t bother asking my parents”
WELL
im in my room and my sister comes in and she’s all like “LOOK AT MY NEW FRIEND”
IT’S THE FUCKING...
astroize:
“YOU ARE NOT A REAL FAN I SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE I AM ONE”
Anonymous asked: you like cats right? wanna pet my pussy?
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.