perrydaplatypus404: “Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—” “This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—” “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—” “OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—” “OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
All these super cute girls bein all like “I wanna kiss rn” and stuff and I’m just like u can kiss me if u want I’m cool with that its no problem
spingebib is so fuking whack it is a bunch of yelling and i cant take it
This summer is going to be so rad I’m moving into my own apartment then I’m going on a frickin tour?! I get to go 2 Canada and Seattle what the heck best summer evr
i have a huge announcement [[MORE]] I’ve never really liked spongebob
do u ever just wish u were zacwells :o/
4 real every time I’m tryna cruise on over to ihop my friends are like “I don’t like ihop let’s get Denny’s” SHUT UP BITCH ORDER A PANCAKE WE R GOIN 2 IHOP
Um ok I hate when I’m tryna go 2 ihop and ppl hate on it?? Like dude get a frickin pancake and zip it. Everyone likes pancakes so quit saying u h8 ihop. They got p-cakes u fukkin bitch.
Free unlimited hot dogs at work today fukkin kill me
I told my boss that I was quitting on June 15th That was a hard thing to do but now that I did it I have a huge weight lifted off my shoulders
Anonymous asked: What would you do if you got a girl pregnant? :O
Like I just imagine people reading the post of me saying “I had a chocolate soda today” and thinking “haha yeah for sure” then reblogging..it..?
Btw ppl are still reblogging the chocolate soda post wtf..
I love music so much
daangmel replied to your post: daangmel replied to your post: rule of the… OKAY but can I have the yolo one yeah that’s allowed
daangmel replied to your post: rule of the apartment: I ALWAYS get the “SWAG”… LEMME COME OVER YES! DO IT! ..but the rule still applies
rule of the apartment: I ALWAYS get the “SWAG” shot glass
I’m going 2 buy meme shot glasses and then when they arrive I’ll smash them on the ground and walk on them barefoot
I want a set of shot glasses so i searched “cool shot glasses”
adamusprime: i’m gonna set up a wedding registry for me and cody
Whenever I see a picture of a really cute girl I think “this is fukkin bullshit”
The Band Perry’s band name fukkin pisses me off and idk why probably cuz it’s a stupid ass name 4 a band?
Anonymous asked: you are such a cute person but ugh
stillwatersofconsciousness replied to your photo: .. ur a star! :’)
we-drunk-drive-cadillacs asked: Are you ever gonna go back to making Youtube videos? (sorry if you get this question a lot)
the soda was ok
dudleyworl replied to your post: I had chocolate soda today how was it it tasted like a tootsie roll but carbonated
y did u ppl reblog my chocolate soda post ya’ll have chocolate soda 2day 2?
I had chocolate soda today
Anonymous asked: I know you are a Vampire Weekend fan. What's your favorite song on the new album?
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robsomerock: Hey everybody do me a huuuuuge favor and go like my facebook page. At least for today. You can unlike it after that. I need to get to 30 likes so that I can make my human profile the admin of my own goddamn page because facebook is fucking awful and I don’t know why I did this but I did and now I’m sticking to it Thank you in advance! help rob out yo