Idiot Jerk
*goes on a date and brings a clipboard and checklist*

highfivesforcoolguys:

highfivesforcoolguys:

*list on clipboard is just the lyrics to Short Skirt Long Jacket printed out*

"Ha ha, uh, how am I doing?"

What’s your name?

"Jen…"

Do you have any intention of changing it to ‘Kitty’ and, subsequently, to ‘Karen’?

"No…?"

Hmm *taps clipboard with pen* not great.

I made pho tonight it was good according to the gf and roommates swag!!!

nicocw:

My uncle’s real estate agent’s son’s pet pelican’s drug dealer’s aunt’s dentist’s nephew’s 6th grade teacher who works for Nintendo sent me this inside leak.  He claims he was at Sakurai’s Bar Mitzvah the other day and approached Sakurai about the leaks.  Sakurai wasn’t very happy, but still decided to show him a screenshot of the new final roster for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U / 3DS.  As you can see, the roster size has been cut down significantly as punishment for Smash fans leaking info nobody was supposed to know.  This just goes to show you should think about the dev’s feelings before leaking their game online.

nicocw:

My uncle’s real estate agent’s son’s pet pelican’s drug dealer’s aunt’s dentist’s nephew’s 6th grade teacher who works for Nintendo sent me this inside leak.  He claims he was at Sakurai’s Bar Mitzvah the other day and approached Sakurai about the leaks.  Sakurai wasn’t very happy, but still decided to show him a screenshot of the new final roster for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U / 3DS.  As you can see, the roster size has been cut down significantly as punishment for Smash fans leaking info nobody was supposed to know.  This just goes to show you should think about the dev’s feelings before leaking their game online.

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,